From Elizabeth, Empress of Edam, Governess of Gruyere, Champion of Cheddar, Sovereign of Chevre, Lady of Limburger, Countess of Camembert, Domina of Dunlap, Sultan of Swiss, Benefactor of Brie, Protector of Parmesan, Regina of Reggiano, and Dread Stellar Majesty of the Kingdom of Northshield, and Siegfried, her King, Greetings.
We curd of the bardic and heraldic prowess of Maol Mhichil mac Giolla Pheadair, and it was wheely recommended that we induct you into our Order of the Crwth. We think this is Edam Gouda idea, and have rarely heard a cheddar plan. We feel ricotta give you this honor for your dedication to vocal performance. You are Münsterously talented and we hope you will mold others in this tradition, and trust you not to rennet into the ground. Not to be a squeeky curd, but we do not feel this is whey out of line. By our hand and seal it is done. 30 August 2014, AS 49 at Known World Cooks and Bards in the Barony of Jararvellir.
Siegfried, Rex