THL Roisin ingen Aillel hearing her name as the boon is begged to elevate her to the Order of the Chivalry at AS XLII Gulf Wars  THL Roisin ingen Aillel hearing her name as the boon is begged to elevate her to the Order of the Chivalry at AS XLII Gulf Wars

Savage Father

by Master Fiskr Hamondsen
(to the tune of My Mother's Savage Daughter)

*Chorus*

I am my daughter's savage father
The one who leaves boyfriends dead in the yard
I am my daughter's savage father
You will not touch her there, I will not lower my gun.

Some fathers stay calm and collected
They don't rant and rave or punch holes in the walls
I am not like that I give you fair warning
If you touch her there I will cut off your

*Chorus*

I realize that she's twenty-seven
And that she's full grown, that is a surprise
But in my mind she is still a young virgin
There are some things fathers just don't analyze

*Chorus*

A young man came and courted my daughter
And then he took her away from me
She was so happy I could not naysay her
But now I am so very lonely

I was my daughter's savage father
The one who left boyfriends dead in the yard
I was my daughter's savage father
But he touched her there * place hand on heart *
Now I have lowered my gun

But wait !!

Now I'm my granddaughter's savage grandfather
The one who bounces her high on his knee
I am my granddaughter's savage grandfather * goofy grin *
Isn't she just the cutest thing you ever did see?

* walks off whistling tune *


Posted by: Fiskr Hammondson on 10/13/2007

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