HE Kitakaze Tatsu Raito, half of the winning team at the AS XLII Gulf Wars Diamond Tournament HE Kitakaze Tatsu Raito, half of the winning team at the AS XLII Gulf Wars Diamond Tournament

Pirates, Knaves and Idiots

Hosted by: Shire of Noiregarde

Start Date: 7/10/2014 Thru End Date: 7/13/2014 49
Elk Creek Resort and Campground
8220 Elk Creek Rd
Piedmont SD 57769

Planned Activities: Archery , Armored Combat , Classes , Cut and Thrust Combat , Rapier Combat , Thrown Weapons , Youth Activities

Pirates, Knaves and Idiots

July 10-13, Elk CreekResort and Campground, Piedmont, SD

 

Come one come all toa weekend of merriment, marauding, idiocy and fighting!

Theredefinitely will not be massive siege engines but there is a high probability ofship building, ship races, and archery with a clout shoot. We hope for somefire dancing but the burning of witches will be strictly prohibited! Thereabsolutely will be Heavy and Rapier tournament gambling and a Last-Man-StandingPirate Dice Tournament, but certainly no tiddly winks, fairy dances, recitingof droll poetry, flying monkeys and/or other such nonsense.  Wenches will be welcomed with open arms andquickly put to work and judged on those qualities that make a wench a wench.Man-wenches (not to be confused with serving manwhiches but absolutely servingAbsolute) will be accepted on a case-by-case basis. We will be encouraging theswindling of coin but strongly discourage the selling of children. There is agood chance of a pirate raid but definitely no threat of mermaids, sea hags,and river goblins as they have been paid in advance to stay well away! Therewill be a contest for the best Pirate ‘AAARRRGGGHHH”. Bring your favoritepoison and our skilled bar-mates will serve it to you in our soon-to-be-infamousSnow Dragon Inn. And finally- we most certainly will not be Feasting upon lambsand sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, andfruit bars and large chu……

 

Foul, crueland bad-tempered rodents strictly prohibited!

 

Camping fee;$15.00 per person for the weekend, children under 5 free.

Site fee; $7.00per person with membership, a $5.00 non-member surcharge will be assessed.

Visit:  http://www.elkcreekresort.net/ for a list ofthe fabulous amenities.

Visit:  http://www.noiregarde.org, for event updates as they becomeavailable.


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